Firstly, our ambassadors clearly suck. If we can't even get the bloody French on our side when it comes time to wage an illegal and pointless war, America is failing. I mean, we're talking about the people that decapitated their government, for stars sake!
So, I hereby propose every United States ambassador, even the ones to dinky Little countries like Esclablavionia, be replaced by feel-good, hippie crystal-healing wackjobs, who will Carebear-stare all the war-hungry General Rippers of the world into submission by singing Kumbaya and banging on about chakras until they surrender.
Not that that would help us start anymore outrageously stupid wars.
Secondly, the Far Right sucks. I mean, the Far Left might have its share of suckage, but look at the human rights violations of the Far Right! Birther-is, Creationism, racism, war-mongering, Anne Coulter's plastic surgery... the list goes on and on.
So, outlaw it! By by Far Right! No more of this!
Finally, homeopathy is bullshit. Ban it. Why the hell is one of the semi-civilized nations of the world allowing people to go around saying that diluting medicine to the point where's it's mostly water is more effective than the real medicine?
